Conveluted First Turn Kill Kontest

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Conveluted First Turn Kill Kontest

Post by MysticJhn » Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:26 pm

We are all familiar with the first turn kill.
The ability of a deck to do 8000 or more life points worth of damage on the very first turn of a duel.
Not simply any turn, the absolute first turn, the turn you cannot attack in.
Now, while surely there are easier, well known ways to do this, the challenge here is to
create the most unlikely, long winded, preposterous, card wasting FTK you can think of.

For this contest, you must contruct a FTK that fits within TCG Advanced regulations.
For bonus fun, I will open this up to OCG cards, but they must be oficially released.
They cannot be cards you know are coming but aren't even in Japan yet.
To make an entry, describe the opening 5 card hand required, then proceed to
describe every step needed to to reduce the opponent's Life Points to zero.
Exodia and other alternate win conditions are forbidden for being boring and done before.
In these scenarios, we will assume your opponent has no hand traps in their opening hand to counter with.
Remember, according to the rules, you do not draw on the first turn.

This will be a judged contest, and the judges are everyone else that are not the person who posted the FTK.
You are to judge based upon how silly and unlikely the combination used would be to pull off, and how many cards the player has wasted.
The more preposterous and more of the deck gets used in the method, the better it is.
If you decide to judge an entry, simply judge it on a scale from 1 to 10.
1 is worst, 10 is best.
However, in this case, the worst entries are easy to perform and don't use many cards.
A 10 is something that is so hard it is almost lucky and burns a mjority of your deck.

You may enter as many times as you'd like, however keep all your entries as different posts to keep things clear.
Your method must be original, it cannot copy someone else's entry with only a few changes.
Contest ends on August 1st. All entries must be posted before midnight of August 1st in my time zone, which is currently GMT-4.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Good luck at your ridiculous FTKs!
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